Finally! Location order is the same as from the old dex, which was
something like the game but ultimately arbitrary, so it's not any better
now.
This takes a very different approach to storage, rather than copying the
game exactly and trying to fix everything in code. Comments coming
shortly so other people can actually make use of this.
Tables weren't being defined as UTF-8 if that wasn't the server default.
A lot of tables were trying to create erroneous auto_increment columns.
Foreign key checks were pretty much fucking everything up.
Eevee