Uh... actually add the script.

scripts/set_pokemon_order_columns.sql

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+/*
+Pokémon species order: National dex order, except that families are grouped
+together around whichever member has the lowest National ID, and then ordered
+by evolutionary stage.
+
+pokemon_species.id happens to match National ID, and it so happens that the
+only time Pokémon are out of evolutionary order if you sort by Nat'l ID is when
+they're pre-evos added to an already-existing family, which are always babies.
+So sort babies first, and then the rest of the family in Nat'l order.
+*/
+
+UPDATE pokemon_species ps
+SET "order" = ps_order."order"
+FROM (
+    SELECT ps_sub.id, ROW_NUMBER() OVER (ORDER BY ps_sub.evolution_chain_id,
+        ps_sub.is_baby DESC, ps_sub.id) "order"
+    FROM pokemon_species ps_sub
+) ps_order
+WHERE ps.id = ps_order.id;
+
+
+/*
+Pokémon form order: Same as species order, with a species' forms ordered as
+specified by pokemon_forms.form_order.  Since form_order can have duplicate
+orders to indicate that they should fall back on ordering by name, so can
+pokemon_forms.order.
+*/
+
+UPDATE pokemon_forms pf
+SET "order" = pf_order."order"
+FROM (
+    SELECT pf_sub.id, DENSE_RANK() OVER (ORDER BY ps."order",
+        pf_sub.form_order) "order"
+    FROM pokemon_forms pf_sub
+    JOIN pokemon p ON pf_sub.pokemon_id = p.id
+    JOIN pokemon_species ps ON p.species_id = ps.id
+) pf_order
+WHERE pf.id = pf_order.id;
+
+
+/*
+[Functional] Pokémon order: Same as form order, except not all forms have their
+own functional Pokémon, so we need to close the gaps.
+
+These aren't supposed to have duplicate orders, but this query will give them
+duplicate orders where applicable anyway so that the unique constraint can
+complain if needed instead of the query silently ordering things arbitrarily.
+*/
+
+UPDATE pokemon p
+SET "order" = p_order."order"
+FROM (
+    SELECT p_sub.id, DENSE_RANK() OVER (ORDER BY pf."order") "order"
+    FROM pokemon p_sub
+    JOIN pokemon_forms pf ON p_sub.id = pf.pokemon_id AND pf.is_default = True
+) p_order
+WHERE p.id = p_order.id;